YOU!

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!!
I am not your mother, your babysitter, your easy A, your lifesaver, your restart button, your punching bag, your trash can, your conscious or your soul.
I'm tired of having to stifle who I am around you because I might offend the Diva. I'm tired of having to sooth your busted ego because people pick on you. I mean come on! You flaunt that you are a large homosexual German and then get hurt when people make fun of you. Yes some of the things that have happened are wrong. Drawing Nazi symbols on your door was wrong, but putting a German song on the door in a dorm full of drunken freshman wasn't exactly smart either. You don't want to get hurt then don't put yourself out there like that!
On top of that you act like you're the only one that is ever picked on! WHICH IS RIDICULOUS!!! If I even put together half the things you say to me on a daily basis I could have you charged for sexual and mental harassment and abuse. I am your punching bag. Lets make fun of the Virgin, Lets make fun of the Christian, Lets make fun of the Republican, Lets make fun of the Female, Lets make fun of Women's rights, Lets make fun of the Single Person, Lets Provoke her with Gay Situations, Lets remind her that I have just as many rights for living in sin as she does, but apologise saying No Offense like its the cover all band aid for what you are saying...
The List Goes On....
This week alone you have skipped all of the classes we have together and I had to give you my notes because I didn't want the DSSL students who gets those notes to suffer because of your lazy butt. On top of that you are getting paid for MY NOTES!!! A paycheck for a class you didn't go to, material you didn't learn, and the man hours you didn't put in.
Then, when I invite you to study with me for a really important test in that class you haven't gone to in a month, you show up with no materials, no book, no note cards, NOTHING!! and then proceed to steal MY precious time and materials trying to spoon feed you this class. I could have been SO MUCH more productive if you just weren't there. Then I had to drag your butt to the test because you were going to take the cheaters way out and write the professor that you were sick and need to take it at a later date. THAT'S LYING AND YOU DESERVE THE F!!!! One good thing is that I apparently mastered the guilt trip and got you to go to the test instead of cheating.
For when you do actually show up for class you say, "Lets sit together!" and then put me way in the back where I can barely hear and try to talk to me the whole time. I'm not a mean person, so I don't like saying no, BUT NO MORE!! Here it is HELL NO!!
It is not my responsibility to remind you that we have a final tomorrow. Its not my responsibility to remind you that staff shouldn't get drunk or stoned. You are such a hypocrite when it comes to that, honestly. This time last year you couldn't get of the Bash the _____ Train because she constantly showed up drunk or stoned. You sir! Are No Better.
Even worse is that everyone assumes that I am supposed to take care of you and are responsible for your actions!! My Boss today called me into his office in front of other staff members and demanded me to stop you from doing something that was against the rules and quite honestly annoying and juvenile. Or tonight when you were off campus getting stoned out of your mind, everyone assumed I was going to go drag you out of a house that I had no clue where it was, in the fog at 1 in the morning and have to deal with someone that I gave up dealing with in High School and still violently dislike. All because you didn't know that there was a final tomorrow and were too stoned out of your mind to tell people that you were taking the one on Tuesday.
This is the last straw.
Our friendship is not healthy to me anymore.
You drain my physically.
You drain me mentally.
You drain me emotionally.
People attack me when I don't take your side.
I do all this crap for you and never get a thanks.
I had a good friend try to fight me because I tried venting some frustrations on why I am tired and she started attacking me.
All I said was that I was tired of being your Mom and she started attacking me. I didn't even get the chance to explain why I said that.
All I got was a, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE HAS GONE THROUGH TONIGHT!!"
Let me guess.
He went off campus to the house of the girlfriend of a guy who he has been having drama with for her birthday. Everyone around him was getting stoned and drunk. He was getting either stoned or drunk, I really don't care. The Social Lubricant took hold and people started saying things. Bitchy people came out with claws swinging and his "fragile" ego couldn't take it when people told Him to his face that they didn't like him. He tried to do damaged control as she-witch attacked drama boy. Probably broke up with him, which honestly is good for him because he really only was an extension of her arm at this point. So Drama Boy took it out on him because he knows how to hit all of the right buttons. Now he's upset because he wasn't smart enough to say no and not put himself in this stupid position in the first place.
Here is my real beef. I AM TIRED OF YOU COASTING THROUGH LIFE AND GETTING EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!
I'm tired of you getting away with not doing anything! Part of me is glad that you probably failed that test! It's an evil part of me to delight in your misfortune but at the same time I won't deny that its there. You should have justice catch up with you! I'm done covering for you. I'm done making sure you don't fail. I'm going to let you drop the vase and watch it shatter to a thousand pieces and I'm not going to help you pick up the pieces. You need to learn from your own stupid mistakes.
I'm.
Not.
Your.
MOM!