So...

Thoughts to ponder and truisms of life:

Energy Drinks, being tired, and being left alone to one's own devices are never good.

Teriyaki Sauce and hot cars don't mix.

A secret chocolate stash saves lives.

The combination of corn dogs, cotton candy, hamburgers, and any other artery blocking food smell are not good all at the same time..... especially for 4 days in a row.

Cats don't make good hockey pucks.

Dogs and hard wood floors never mix.

Ice melts just as fast in cold water as in hot.

Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Life happens while your making plans.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?